I Have a Sister (Stacy Ann) But she died at birth! Hurts Not Knowing her! It was Supposed to be Lizarddust not yakdust! Now Glad its Yakdust! This is my Favorite number My All Time Favorite Movie is Convoy Im A Big Bears Hater-"Duh Bears Still Fuck'N Suck" and always will suck! Im A Hater of the vikings too! As i call them "Duh Purple Pieces Of Shit!" Im alive but already dead! I love to draw; mainly Cartoons! My Greatest golf shot was a 200+ yard hit with my sandwedge! On the driving range I mark my golf balls "Wrong Ball Dipshit" I drink to much coffee I cut back alot I was accepted to go to an art school in 11th grade, but i quit high school!(12th) Only class i never failed in school was art class Im a Cheesehead! My Football pool i run, i've been dead last for 15 years now um 18 years now!UNREAL! I read stephen king books I use to have a playstation but a bitch has it now!I got a PS2 Now. I Believe in afterlife oh wait this is! I dance like axl rose when i am drunk! I sing Frank Sinatra at karaoke night at bars-when i am drunk! I had To go to a anger class-I still Smash my golf clubs I used to be a speed freak! 14 or so blackies a time! been 8 11 years since i did a drug! I had sex in my 1st car - As we listen to "The Cult" I Cried when Dale earnhardht died! Now i am a Ryan Newman fan! I was 27 with grey hair already now 30 much more! Thanks to my old job-Stress I never broke a bone My wedding song to my wife will be "Tender Years" By John Cafferty I love the flintstones-60's cartoon! I use to see a psychiatrist (when i was 12 years old) for my wicked mind! Top 5 Weird Tickets I have Gotten By The Police 1. Illegal Dumping/Non-Toxic Waste Cleaned out garage and threw like 6 garbage bags in woods, next day cops at door with 3 dominos pizza boxs with my name on them-Busted!! 2. Non-Fatal Injury-Driving towards Girlfriends house for some reason she stepped out from a parked car i hit her she went flying i froze turned white and she has a bruise on leg for life from it! I have BAD dreams about that yet!3.Disorderly Conduct-Was 2:40 A.M. My Block where i live was blocked off, a guy next door from me was attempting suicide i walked past Police Burrier after being warned 3 xs and that cop ripped my shirt he was not happy with me!4.Reckless Driving!(verbal) -Pulled Over on my moms moped-was hopping over curbs! i was 18 or so 5.Felony Battery!-i Was So drunk one night i went to a after bar party some guy pissed me off i pushed him he went down 18 stairs (He was Injured Bad) at least i got it down to a Mis D/Fine $4000 and 1 year probation and anger class! (Been 4 years now since i have gotten a ticket) I Love 80s Music; Favorite 80s Songs- 1. Anything-Dramarama 2. Love My Way-Psychedelic Furs 3. I La La La Love You-Pat Travers 4.Tender Years-John Cafferty 5. A Million Miles Away-The Plimsouls I'm 5"8-155 lbs! My birthdate is 03/26/73, My sign is Aries Terry's Top 5 Favorite Movies!1.Convoy- 2.Halloween 1 & 2- 3. Valley Girls -4. Breakfast Club-5. High Plains Drifter I love making homemade salsa Im Too Nice I Love to play poker but i go all in to often and lose! I smoke to many ciggs! I was known as overlord on the CB back in high school Im about to say fuck this shit-131 things-Fuck! I had a major gum infection now have false teeth! I miss gum!2006 I broke part of my upper, will need a new one! Most i won on a lottery ticket 80 bucks in minnesota(Mall of America trip) I had a crush on dana plato when i was a kid! I want a wife and 2 kids- daughter i wanna name after my Sister-Son really not sure on Name! I Can't swim My father is my BEST-best friend! I had a one night stand and lost 400 bucks! Bitch! 8 now um 12 years shooting pool i only shot the 8 ball on the break 4 times I believe in god, but dont like church! I use to be in bowling leagues-Have 6 or so tropheys + tons of patches-i quit and took up golf! I think theres another earth somewhere! I saw an angel once and she said last call! Oh wait that was lisa bartending once! I get pissed when my toast is not buttered on edges! I have a Pakistan alarm clock-Loud alarm sounds like pakistan morning call! I just coughed! Im watching Leave it to beaver as i type this line! My Mother was in hospital in milwaukee i got lost i went through the chemical disease part by mistake! Nothing like everyone in mask and i walk through with popcorn! I Once Tailgated a police car and got pulled over; Warning for tailgaiting I need to piss be right back for 59 Flush! Ok back um go to 60 i have to think of more shit! Im glad i saw Stephanie even though shes moving! If i win a big lottery, i wanna move down south to build a golf course-YaKdUsT Country Club Itch My Toenial! Everytime i fry out Pork chops i burn them! I collect 60s Flintstones stuff! I love going to garage sales and flea markets! I wanna crawl inside your soul & put an axe in your brain! I never been on a roller coaster never will! 2004 i want my license back!-May 2005 Got them Back Sex Time! Im going blind in one eye and deaf in one ear-Doctor told me I have a sick, good, fun sense of humor! I peel the skin off a pear before i eat it! Me and my friend and his uncles were kicked out of a golf clubhouse once for being to loud! Im shocked 4+4=8 I Like wood Ye on howard stern! Funny! I love to Rebuild a 69 camaro with side pipes!!! I love working on cars I love Playing hockey & Nascar on Playstation 2 against my brother I use to go on go-kart tracks and after 2 laps i get kicked off for rough driving I never figured out the Rubik's Cube! I like Ebay! I enjoy Kellogs Frosted Flakes and Bananas I enjoy camping with my mom-Stepfather and brother and soon my wife if i find her! I Use to race bmx bikes, won 1 trophey for 2nd place-Funny thing only 2 racers raced me and some other kid-i crashed! My Dad once made my hair look like rod stewart in the 80's If your a Pretty lady look back at 69! I still say aliens did the pyramids I can juggle 3 balls somewhat! I Know how to program a vcr! I have been told i may lose hearing in my right ear and eyesight in my left eye! Thanks to my old job! Eyesight is like shit already! I Love Reading the Weekly World News-Crazy ass Shit Stories i must say! I wonder what sober sex would be like! Now i know for awhile now, its Great! I didnt go to my highschool Prom-If i did would of went with karla-We both dropped out! Best Place i Ever went to is Packers game at Lambeau field What A Place! And Mall Of America! This Years Election Im Not sure who To choose for a President-To me their all Full Of Shit!! I love Spam and Eggs in the morning! I only got up to the $125,000 question on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire I Wish it was early but its to late! I love my family & Friends I like That One eye is better then 1 i ,you understand right? I like The Smell Of Nature after in rains I like #3 now it is changed to #4 with a coke (McDucks) I like woman that whisper in my ear saying I love you! I Like Bill Clinton when he was president! I like nibbling on a womans ear I like Dave Letterman I like Midgets In A Sink!(Funny) I like Woman that dont wear perfume(Natural smell) & No Make Up! I like Nuns In Cowboy Boots I like Woman that wear just a long shirt and panties!:-) I Like That Woman understand my wicked mind! and can take my dark humor! I Like When a Woman Says Terry You May Enter i Douched! I Like The Quote "Fuck Off Fuck Face" I Like Watching women Shave there Legs!Sexy! I dislike Not Being Married Yet And No Kids-Golf With Me(daddy)with them small clubs! I dislike Judge Judy I dislike Jehovah Witnesses at my door when i am Hungover I dislike People who kiss ass the bosses! I dislike People not leaving a message on my answering machine I dislike Clipping my toenails I dislike Hangovers I dislike Last call for Elk_A_hual I dislike Not pursuing my cartooning carrer I dislike South Park I dislike That Theres No Edible Thongs just Edible granny undies-LOL I dislike Preppies! I dislike that air is 25 now 50 cents gee whiz who was the dipshit that got rich on that deal? I dislike That There is No Buy one get one free on cases of beer I dislike Mushrooms on a Pizza I Dislike Lysol -Man That Shit Stinks! And Finally the 131st thing about me is i need a beer!